White Sox home opener

well it was another successful day out with the boys. where do I start? the crew showed up puntually at 11:06 a.m. we took a stroll to the old ball yard, dumped some .38 special +p bullets and froliked through the beautiful neighborhood of Bridgeport. .38 special +p you ask? yes, my associate Jeff Smith decided this would be a wise decision. Jeff is a dumb animal. if it wasn't bad enough that he's a registered juvenile sex offender, now he brings bullets to my lovely yet still racist neighborhood. one problem at a time folks.

from there the beer was flowing. George/Jim/Ron showed that even a Mexican/Italian doesn't always have to embarrass his mighty white friends. thank you George/Jim/Ron.

Sox won, but our eyes lost. man o man are the crops are thin this season when it comes to the ladies. geez Louise i thought i was watching River Monsters. hopefully these ugly cocoons will turn into beautiful and doable broads.

a loser wearing Cubs attire busted his head wide open. i hope those blood stains will come off the pavement easily. eek!

after the game I took the fellas to a bar in the hood. the 1st Base has been the place to go to for home openers and cocaine for 19 years straight. atta boy!

after that I let the boys use my home to piss. no problem except Riley Landmeier. Riley, two things. 1) don't eat hot dogs. and 2) i'm going to shit on your baby one day! asshole! i hope somebody reads this to you, ya prick!

anyhoot, sorry about the rant. for a more professional take go to 911onthe411.