Hey guys, long time no speak. Sorry about that, I've been busy with that whole unemployment thing. But not busy enough to tell you about a new terror bigger than ObMbAbL. Yes sir, Osama bin Mohhamed bin Awad bin Laden. And that's this guy, yes, The Iron Sheik!
The sheer mentioning of his name makes me forget that we were even looking for ObMbAbL!
On the great day for all Mexicans, the 5th of May ( for all you uneducated people out there, its when the French decided to make the Mexican sandwich with a croissant and Mexican were like, uh-uh, hold up, wait a minuto ). I ran into 1 of the Sheiks 9 daughters. Apparently my friend Francis ran into her while doing foreclosures in Tehran. Not a real looker, at least from the waste up! But don't let her tell you that. According to her, she dance like a snake. With it's head cut off! And I thought with all that dancing inability, she would have wooden
feet? Isn't that what they do to women who dance in Iran?
And also, let it be known, that he has formed a partnership with the evil empire of the U.S.S.R...with the sort of evil empire of the R. There number 1 assasin Nikolai Volkov!
Fear not America, I think I know who can save us from this gruesome twosome!
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