don't remember how to do this but here goes...

So I've been away from my blog for a while and as some of you may be thinking, writers block right...wrong.  Lack of material.  I have to have the lamest friends ever.  Take for instance Aditra's husbands birthday party.  As usual, the star of the bash was the the double fish filets eating Aditra!  Who's her husband you ask?  It doesn't matter.  She could care less, so why should we.  Anyhoot, it was a drunk fest as usual.  Only good things can come out of 15 hour drinking purges.  These people drink like there's no tomorrow!  Which is good cause they don't do much else good.  I mean the only talent we have is a guy with one name and two alter egos! On the bright side, I met Aditra's husbands sister.  She's fucked!  You would be too if you had one brother that was a mime ( husband ) and another you wish was ( Featherbottom ).

Oh well, apparently their are still tickets available to see Pearl Jam.  Really?  Are they opening for Sponge this year at Mahoney's?  If your interested in going, my blog hero, Kevinman will be in the lawn on Saturday and in a seat on Sunday.  He usually has the best Mary Jane if you know what I mean and loves to share with complete stangers!  And a great conversationalist.  He can tell you about the 112 times he's seen Pearl Jam.  If you need his info I would be more than happy to pass it along.

And finally..."Macho M"..."Macho Man"...I'm sorry, I get so emotional about these things.  "Macho Man" Randy Savage passed away of a heart attack while driving.  Snapped into  slim Jim's tree I hear.  Well I'm sure he's in heaven having a rematch with "Nature Boy" Ric Flair.  And I can hear Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan calling the match.  And Miss Elizabeth is wearing just a thong.  No wait, boyshorts and pasties.  Ya, boyshorts and a boa with pasties underneath the boa.  And a crown.  Like you see at the Jon Bonet Ramsey memorial pageant.    Ooh Yeah!!!!!!!!