1st on the scene at the Blagojevich's compound

Yours truly was the first on the scene to break the news of former Governor and current convicted felon, Rod Blagojevich's indictment! Apparently the jury of mostly women, diliberated long and hard for what seemed like eternity to find Mr. Blagojevich guilty of 17 count of extortion, soliciting bribes,  andconspiracy to solicit and accept bribes. So here I was on the corner of Richmond and Sunnyside to bring you the finest amatuer reporting since my colleague and second class field reporter Kevin Brusek told us that he will be attending the Pearl Jam concert for an unprecedented 22 consecutive year.

As alway, news stories of this grandeur, brings out some of the best and worst reporting. I mean, you had one media outlet covering a fire hydrant ( ABC ), while another ( Fox news Chicago ) was asking Rod's lead attorney, Aaron Goldstein. We can all thank the liberal media for this.

I myself thought it would be important to bring you news from the people who will be affected most. Rod's live-in nanny and maid imported all the way from Ecuador, Consuela and Esmarelda Ecchevaria-Lopez. As you can see here, along with their children, Tatiana, Miguel, Serafina and...Miguelito, the look of worry is overwhelming. The thought of one possibily being returned to a life of making Nike's and sandals out of old tires brought a tear to even this grizzled veteran of news blogging.

 Apparently Rod bought new shoes and someone in his home may be a vegetarian. Cracked investigating brought about this hardcore information. Also, the Blagojevich's don't understand the real meaning of recycling. He definitely wasn't a very "green" Governor. To this I say, goodbye, good riddance and hopefully we'll see you on Donald Trump's new show :
Celebrity Getting an Ass Raping!